Election 2008: The Revenge of The Birkenstockers

One of the most amazing transformations and ironies in recent memory is the Bush/Democrat union to finally destroy Bush. Bush said "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Perhaps this is the first time in history a president has been hated and maligned so much he has been persuaded by his enemies and partnered with them to complete the destruction."

Now that Bush is a Democrat and McCain has been associated with Bush as being his twin, that makes McCain a Democrat and Palin a crazy Republican with nowhere to go except Saturday Night Live.

Jesus's little bro, Obama, is now the Prince of both parties and a sitting duck for terrorists, because Biden, who has temporarily gone insane, said so. Biden is being called in and sequestered in a hotel room in  South Dakota until after the elections.

Pelosi has decided that saving the planet entails building more highways, dams and outhouses, anything to keep people busy and polluting, and by spending billions to stimulate a limp economy -- called the Viagra Plan.

Barney "Pork Diddy" Frank has channeled Maynard Keynes and is speaking in tongues, but Reid can translate. Now everyone is making a list of rich people, because Reid says part of Frank's message from Keynes entails "finding some rich people" to help pay for a party being planned to celebrate the birth of the middle class revolution that will not be headed by Joe the Plumber.

In the meantime, the media is circling the wagon for a two week standoff against objectivity, and they vow to report the news as they see it, through the eyes of Michelle Obama and Colin Powell. Powell is making plans to re-invent himself as a real moderate this time and has repented for acting all red-state and stuff for a while.

Al Franken is coming on strong and hopes to be as big as Nadler one day -- he joked when he thought he was off camera. The prospect of Franken winning has his fans in a tizzy of excitement -- all three of them were squealing at a recent rally, breaking out into a silly chant of "Stuart! Stuart! Stuart!" -- oh, it was so much fun.

House Republicans are planning a strategic meeting and have invited Gingrich to decide on the number of pledges they put in their new plan to Save America -- they can't decide whether to go with 10 or 12 points.

All in all, it's been a swell campaign season and many are already looking forward to topping this one in 2012. I can't imagine how.