Auditioning For A Position As Obama's Speechwriter

As we change and move forward, change is of the utmost importance – change is needed, change is wanted, change is what I’ll bring. (pause for applause, swooning and panty throwing)

Change is the necessary ingredient for our country’s problems, change from the old to the new, change from the tired to the inspired, change from the static to the dynamic, change from financial despair to hope and prosperity (pause for more applause, swooning, fainting and panty throwing)………….for all .

I’m the agent of change at a time when change is needed most. I was for change before change was an issue, when no one was changing or thinking about change. Change is in my blood; I live for change; I’m running for change; I’ll win for change (you know the drill)

I will change the way this changing country thinks about change, we will change together, and as we change, change will bring about more change, and MORE CHANGE, until we have changed all that can be changed and then we’ll change some more – we’ll change change itself until change is a new change, a different change, a fairer change, a change that changes change and all that changes as we change in this new age of change ( wipe brow, smile, blow nose, wait for the cheers to subside, go into finalizing preacher mode)

So if you are with me on this ever-changing wave of change, let’s ride this wave of change ( start chanting CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE, now sway, sway, Wave your hands, CHANGE, CHANGE)

Comments

[Jay Thompson]

LOL. Have they called you yet?

[Mike Farmer]

Not yet, but I am by the phone.

[Cathy Clark]

And change shall set you free!

[Mike Farmer]

Amen.

[Jeff Brown]

...and the change will generate hope, hope for the future, hope for prosperity, hope I can find the Pepto Bismol. My stomach needs a change... :)

[Sharron Lobman]

For everything, there is a season....change, change, change

(I changed the words to fit my agenda)

[Mike Farmer]

Jeff and Sharron, have y'all noticed the preacher-like inflection he has developed in voice?

Truly the cult of personality still lingering -- however, I have to believe substance will be demanded -- I have to believe it.