Karzai Wins! Karzai wins!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/03/world/asia/03afghan.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

In one of the most exciting elections in the world, Karzai emerges victorious in the Afghanistan election for dictator and drug kingpin. It was neck and neck until a last minute surprise withdrawal by his opponent, Abbie Abdullah .

This tremendous victory for Karzai legitimizes the Afghanistan government -- we can rest assured that there is cohesion and support throughout Afghanistan for this visionary and courageous leader. Now that Karzai has unified his country, there is no doubt that Afghanistan will be become a strong nation which defends its poppy interests and eradicates all terrorist influence. America is one step closer to victory in the war on terror, thanks to the brilliant leadership of Karzai, which proves that democracy can work in the Middle East when the people are given freedom of choice.

Heroin trade should be more robust than ever before, thanks to the coordinated efforts of Karzai, his brother, Kerry, Clinton and Obama. Millions of junkies and freedom lovers around the world will be dancing in the streets, or shuffling their feet a little -- it's a moment we can cherish.

Take THAT Taliban!