The Mideast Shuffle

What happened with Israel and Hamas?

Morsi calmed down Hamas and they agreed to a cease fire.

Morsi is good.

Well Morsi made himself a dictator right after he handled Hamas.

I'll bet the US was pissed.

The US had to look at Syria.

Syria? Oh yeah, I forgot about Syria.

They might be mixing chemical weapons, or the rebels might get the chemical weapons, or something.

Oh no, that's terrible -- NATO will surely crush Syria, or the rebels, or both.

Then, there's Turkey.

Turkey? What going on in Turkey?

Syria might send missiles into Turkey.

Why? Surely NATO would destroy Syria if they bomb Turkey. Isn't Turkey in NATO?

I don't know, but what about Afghanistan?

Afghanistan? Uh, you know what, I don't know. Ever hear from Iraq?

Does it still exist?

Surely it does.